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[The Perfect Murder]

Mootherfuucker!!!!!

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!
IF I COULD, I´D PUT GRAHICS TO FUCKING 50!!!!!
NO ONE CAN DO THAT drawing style. Not krinkels
(not even close), not MCFretN, NO FUCKING ONE!

[SOCOM: US Navy SEALs Ep.1]

This is great man!

You are pretty good, man. Those weapon models were just right. Only one thing sucked; The weapon sounds. i could Email you better ones if ya want, ok? just send me a permission on Email or right here, respond to my review.

PS. Keep up the good work.

[son bitch counter strike]

GRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!

This is just what you call a flash movie, man.
And YOU, are a Flash artist. This just kicks
big-ass shit! I just have nuthin' to say, man.
Iḋ just like to make something like that. I can
see that you have made the 1st person models by
yourself. this just purely, and simply the fucking
greatest shit!!!!

[Unreal Room 2]

WTF!?!! Does it have a bug or sumthin´?

when it starts, it plays a bout 2 seconds then goes back to the preloader. I´d vote higher if it wouldn´t happaen. Sorry ´bout giving the bad...overall n´ stuff.

[Damnation Full Intro]

This is the best Doom movie ever.

I like this series, do you know what you should do?, Put this together with the game.
Make all the levels for the game,
then put this and the whole game together.
Then it would feel like playing a real console or PC game.

[60Secs: Arnold Governator]

THIS IS THE GREATEST ARNIE MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rock man, HIS IS THE FUCKING BEST,U ARE THE BEST SKILLED, YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST FLASH MAKER GODDAMN EVER!!!!!! PLEASE MAKE REALLY VIOLENT MOVIES, WITH THOSE GRAPHICS AND WEAPONS(more weapons of course).

ALL MY 5 R BELONG TO THIS!!!!

[Howard Dean Alarm DVD]

It´s pretty good, but

It is fine but I don´t know who Howard Dean is,
´coz i´m from Finland. Is he sum wannabe presedent or sumthing like that?

[Resident Evil: CS]

WTF!!??!! This is Ri-Di-Cu-Lous!!!!!!!

...and yes i can spell it "ridiculous".
But you need a BIIIG lesson in making Flash.
This is just the crappiest, bullshit i´ve ever seen!!!! If you can´t make even a decent kind of flash, don´t even bother.

DarkAssailant responds:

Well, lets see, asshole. You have NO idea how to make flash, so I think you need "BIIG"? is it? Yes, thats right, "BIIG", lesson in flash.

Fuck you.
Write better reviews and your responders will be less harsh on you.

[Finger Puppet Matrix]

This is totally hilarious!!!! :)

Take the following as a compliment; It looked stupid in a good way but it was so goddamned funny!!!!! Specially that part when Tank´s eyes round like crazy!!

[Trash's Adventures DVD]

This is really good...you MUST do more!

This is really good movie, the best...umm...clock/lock movie ever!!!
But how do you do that you can record windows sam sound without the mic? Coz my mic records it like this; you can hear a hum clearly and the microphone sucks by making the recording so FUCKNG HARD!!!